With clenched teeth i got through a good amount of drink. So i figured we’d at least meet up again. I met men who told me they were single and then three dates in told me they were married. Turns out he had grown up jewish in a small town in the south, mississippi, i think. • i went on a date with an otherwise cute girl who wore a “trogdor the burninator” shirt and said at least one 4chan meme to me, unprompted, out loud. Not even within five minutes of sitting down to drink the coffee, my date went on a 15 minute rant about “that n-word mcnabb” and how having a black quarterback is the reason the eagles can’t win. He also pumped gas while the car was still running, which really confused me, and made me think he had a secret death wish/wanted to kill me. • i met an attractive woman i’d been speaking to online. I should have left at that point, but we ended up going to have sunday lunch in the restaurant. ) this fraction of a second set the tone for the rest of the evening (which was to be predictably brief), and we soldiered our way through a single drink together (which as i may have mentioned was actually my second, thank god). It reminded me of that, which might say more about me as lousy digital dater thanÂ her. He then mentions that his absolute favorite flavor of gelato from this place is mango, which he’s ordered for himself but not for me. At that moment he asked if i’d like another glass of wine, and the conversation was getting slightly more interesting, so i said sure. ” • i think the worst was this guy who really wanted to go out on a particular night, the night i volunteer at a cat shelter. ” like the only thing preventing our connection was my lack of understanding his first question. He still texts me from time to time to this day and i haven’t responded in 6 months. ” i always check out people’s profiles before i message back, because i don’t want to get their hopes up by messaging and then have to crush them when i discover that they are soccer fanatics or whatever. Luckily, the rain let up eventually, and he showed me how to get to the subway, and i escaped, my heart pounding. ” • “he took photos of me naked in his bed and posted one on facebook without permission.
On the way, he assaulted me, and the only reason i got away was because someone walking past saw him and starting angrily making his way towards my asshat of a date. She never mentioned that prior to our meeting. I had to pay, as he d conveniently forgotten his wallet, and then as he couldn t barely stand let alone walk, i ended up giving him a lift to the station. ’ and he was like “yeah definitely, why don’t you e-mail with me with a time and place” and i sent him this sad sad sad stupid e-mail that was like “i want to take you to my favorite diner. We arranged to meet up a few days later but he phoned me the night before and told me he d shot himself in the leg and was in hospital so couldn t make our date disaster online dating stories. We order at the counter and go to sit down. I am frozen in horror and somehow time has both sped up and slowed down and i don’t even know what. • went out on two fine dates — not magical, but fun. • my dates “catch phrase” was a quote from seinfeld. I had to hide around the corner for half an hour i met a guy online - he never washed his hair and was proud of that. I suggested that he must really treasure his vegetable garden or something in order to put up with 2. He accused me of lying in his questionnaire at dinner he pulled a notebook from his bag (i missed the man bag alert) and proceeded to ask me questions from a prepared list covering children, attitudes, work/life balance, hobbies etc. He sang songs on my answering machine, either telling me how he deserved another chance or telling me what a huge bitch i was. I was disgusted, obviously, and just completely shocked that this guy would come at me with such racist bullshit within 5 minutes of meeting. Dude ushers me, still stunned, into the tiny little corner onto one of the tiny little stools. She came over to my place on that weekend where some friends and i were having a fire. It was almost 11pm when we left the restaurant. It was here that i realized three crucial things: (1) he bore an uncanny physical resemblance to right-wing activist james o’keefe, (2) he was a neocon who thought america had a responsibility to bring freedom to less developed countries, and (3) he thought it was going really well. So, we go out again, we’re sitting at a bar, and about 10 minutes into the conversation, he leans in to ask earnestly “where is this relationship headed.
Eventually, despite all my body language saying, “hey guy, i’m not really into this,” he kissed me, and since i felt literally trapped by the thunderstorm, i didn’t stop him. When i asked what she was doing on a blind date when she was going to give birth in two weeks she said: ‘the baby has me; i want someone. The first is when i waited an hour outside at harvard square in late january because my date was in the north end buying pot (not for me.carbon 14 radiometric dating used.. She really loved manatees, and eventually she jumped from her boat into the water and landed on a manatee. He just went along with it, hoping that at the end of the date i’d end up in his bed. We said goodbye after the film and he vaguely mentioned doing something the next day. Fortunately, after the meal we went to get snacks from a corner shop and i accidentally bought a chocolate bar with nuts in - me having a severe nut allergy. I explained, nicely, why it bugged me, and he said he was glad he found out early how ugly i was on theÂ inside. We leave, he then asks me back to his place. I’m a jeans, t-shirt, ballet flats girl but i wore a dress and i wore my one pair of heels on this date. I’d been on dates with the “pick-up-artist” type before and had some mild success getting them to come out of their pre-planned shells using various techniques (calling them out on it, “negging” them right back, etc) but this guy was unshakeable. The next morning i received a cold, formal email saying she was very sorry but she didn’t want to see me again. When i declined, he asked me if i was telling the truth in the questionnaire. Turns out my potential online date murdered his father when he was a teenager, and as a cover up, had concocting a complicated plot involving foreign assassins. Anyway, it turns out he was rejected from this school and the reason my name sounds familiar must be b/c i was “related to that bitch who ruined [his] fucking life. • i went out with a graduate of an elite boston high school (boston latin), an ivy league university (harvard), and then taught in an inner-city public school. Like, his face is all up in mine, and i freeze in shock/panic. We went to a martini bar on bowery and proceeded to have three (i think) pretty damn strong drinks disaster online dating stories. .
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